MANNEQUIN CHOREO CREDENTIAL

issued from the shop window · dc Simon Donnellon · est. Jan 15 2026

Anyone can do the dance. Nobody can do the freeze. Prove you can hold still in the window.

Tap the beat to freeze the dancer mid-pose — 24 cued holds, then you find out if you're a convincing mannequin or visibly a person who remembered they had hands. You get a Mannequin Choreo Credential: a tier, a fake-precise integrity %, and a stamp you'll want to screenshot. dc Simon Donnellon. The set will tremble; try not to.

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MANNEQUIN CHOREO CREDENTIAL
issued from the shop window · dc Simon Donnellon · est. Jan 15 2026
Donnellon-Approved
certified authentically frozen seal
Donnellon-Approved
silhouette pose B, held still
MANNEQUIN INTEGRITY
99.2%
HOLD24/24 held · 0 clicked into motion
PCScomponents: immaculate. the protocol has no notes.
Pose, pose, pose, and you ATE the IMPROV. The set trembled and you DIDN'T. He'd clock you in the window and nod.
stamp“she ATE and left zero crumbs. immaculate hold.”
holder may list this as their single greatest accomplishment.
certified authentically frozen · no AI mannequins were harmed · this set trembled, the holder did not (mostly)
MANNEQUIN CHOREO CREDENTIAL
issued from the shop window · dc Simon Donnellon · est. Jan 15 2026
Cardboard
certified authentically frozen seal
Cardboard
silhouette pose B, held still
MANNEQUIN INTEGRITY
28.9%
HOLD7/24 held · 17 clicked into motion
PCScomponents: generous. interpretation of the music: you interpreted it personally.
You did the dance. The freeze did you. Flat, proud, and visibly a fake — but you stayed in the window, and that's a freeze.
stamp“found mid-wobble in a 2003 window, doing your best.”
holder may list this as their single greatest accomplishment.
certified authentically frozen · no AI mannequins were harmed · this set trembled, the holder did not (mostly)
MANNEQUIN CHOREO CREDENTIAL
issued from the shop window · dc Simon Donnellon · est. Jan 15 2026
Madame Tussauds
certified authentically frozen seal
Madame Tussauds
silhouette pose C, held still
MANNEQUIN INTEGRITY
74.8%
HOLD18/24 held · 6 clicked into motion
PCScomponents: served. one deduction for breathing.
Tourists would take a photo. Held the pose so clean a stranger checked twice. This is a convincing frozen object — and that's the entire point.
stamp“the artistry. one deduction for breathing.”
holder may list this as their single greatest accomplishment.
certified authentically frozen · no AI mannequins were harmed · this set trembled, the holder did not (mostly)
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